Insufferable Feathery Prick
Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are currently the COLOR OF ORANGE CREAMSICLES and have FEATHERS. You must admit, despite the itching from having them fall out, the feathers aren't that bad. Your interests include SHINY THINGS, CHEETOS, IRONY and GOOD MUSIC, though you seem to also hoard SOFT AND FLUFFY THINGS TO ADD TO YOUR NEST. You are seventeen years old. And you are entirely alone. ((This is an independant roleplay blog.))